sábado, 23 de março de 2013

Would you like to be a mermaid or a whale?

Well, the whales are fun and friendly and real.
They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have adorable baby whales.
They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.
They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans.
They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Now, let's talk about the mermaids
They don’t exist. They’re legendary aquatic creatures.
If they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

I think the best choice is to be a whale!
They’re fat, but they’re healthy!
The mermaids have a particular genetic disorder: half woman … half fish.

The dictatorship of beauty tells us:
You need to wish being a mermaid.
The media tells us that only thin is beautiful.
Do you agree it?

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